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I am a real boy again.

New job (starting Monday) - check. New apartment (starting in early July) - check. New cat with an exciting tendency to mistake my toes for bedmice (i'm hoping that his error in mistaking my groin for a trampoline is a one time thing, and the bedmice effect will remain his only real downside) - check.

I have an overwhelming desire to buy approximately everything.

Newfound ability to write relatively terse updates - check.